Cookin Turkeys
  by Chronic

Hey there i had a great weekend, let me tell you about it....

On friday after collage i put this notice in a shop window saying "NEED HELP OVER
CRISTMAS GIVE ME A RING..." so this notice was up about 2 hours at the most and a
got this phone call "Oh OH i am sick of my turkey can you come and help me cook it"
i said "sure i can... i'll be stright over" so i went over to her house and she
said my turkey tastes like shite so i said "ok, give me some money and i'll buy
you a fresh turkey and cook it for you" so off to the shops i went money in hand
and bought a turkey and a few other things then headed back to her house and cooked
the turkey. she tasted it and said "wow this turkey is really nice...whats your
secret" i said "well it quite easy all you gotta do is keep on basting the turkey...
you cook it for abit then use its own juices to baste it with, then put it back in,
take it out after abit more cooking baste it and so on until it is cooked". Well
word got around about my turkey and soon i had about 20 people phone me up saying
come and cook my turkey, so off i went to cook there turkey...and well i tell you
after 3 days of that i sure am a master baster.