[02:11] JE, are you really a professional onion? [02:11] yes [02:11] yes he is [02:12] What's your line of duty? [02:12] making people cry of course [02:12] Onionize people? [02:12] making people cry [02:12] lol [02:12] also, smelling oniony is a big part of it [02:12] thats the importent part [02:13] Did you ever consider the risks involved when you took the job? [02:13] Like, being made into salad? [02:13] job? [02:13] nope [02:13] or a burrito? [02:13] getting 'the chop'? no.. [02:13] I'm bigger than most onions [02:14] oh i see. [02:14] so, if anyone gets TOO close, I turn up the onion smell to hyper-stink [02:14] at which point, they usually start really blubbering [02:14] And you have hands to type with? or is your computer voice-activated? [02:14] I have hands [02:14] What if someone ate you? [02:15] Just imagine a normal onion, but with arms and legs [02:15] thats why I dont go out much... [02:15] its safer here in my container [02:15] keeps me fresh and safe.. [02:15] What if someone LIKED the smell? [02:15] hmm.. [02:15] what would you do? [02:15] its not the smell that does it anyways [02:15] ahh! [02:15] then, I'd charge them for spelling me [02:16] its more the crying that poeople usually dont like [02:16] h I see. [02:16] its great, I have my own inbuilt version of mase [02:17] So, How does it feel to be an onion? [02:18] I wanted to keep my proffession as a secret..then one day I told Chronic. And he published it on his site:( [02:18] I dont know [02:18] ok, I guess [02:18] I've never known what it is to be human [02:19] the reason I have human legs, and arms, is because my father is a human [02:19] ... [02:19] my mother is a true, 100% onion [02:19] That's um...kinda...sick... [02:19] squelsh squelsh squelsh [02:20] it gets annoting when filling out forms..for "ethnic group" I have to put "Onion, vegetable" [02:20] *annoying [02:20] lol! [02:20] You've seen interview with the vampire? [02:20] well, this is interview with a proffessional onion..maybe Cameron'll make it into a movie [02:21] but then I'd be famous, and everyone would 'want a piece of me...litteraly [02:21] :( [02:22] being an onion is not funney. People shout at you in the streets..."VEGGY" they shout:( [02:22] lol. [02:22] the local restaurant keeps trying to buy me of my father [02:23] lol [02:23] for "superbig onion soup, special of day" [02:23] one time i was mistaken for a pro. shoping trolly [02:23] Dont be ridiculous [02:23] people kept putting things in me [02:23] theres no such thing..you're just being silly now [02:23] my bottom was sore [02:24] I have a story about shopping trollies/carts [02:24] WELL WHY WAS THE MAN PUTTING CUCMBERS IN MY ASS!!! [02:24] Thats the end of the interview. Thank you, JE, for your time. [02:24] he kept saying... "come on, you know you want more" [02:24] and touching me and things [02:24] when I was small, my dad took me shopping..and let me sit in the trolley... [02:24] and when we got to the check-out... the woman tried to get my price by rubbing me against the laser:( [02:25] i was only looking for the toilet [02:25] "June, can I have a price for the extra large onions please?" [02:25] thats what the man did... [02:25] lol! [02:25] he rubbed me [02:25] "We dont sell onions" [02:25] "well, this man has a large onion in his trolley" [02:26] "throw it away" [02:26] lol! [02:26] at which point, I ran away and hid under the liquer counter [02:26] No! Me add it! Me interviewing! [02:26] It took 4 policemen and 1 dog to get me out...I couldnt get up because of my roundness:( [02:27] lol [02:27] I just kept rolling..and rolling..