Sarcastic Remarks
  by Torcath

And your crybaby whiny assed opinion would be...?

Do I look like a friggin' people person?

This isn't college, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

If I throw a stick will you leave??

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Errors have been made, others will be blamed.

Ohhh, wait a minute just let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

Well, this day was a total waste of metachlorates.

Not all members of the Football Academy are annoying, some are dead.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Too many freaks not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

And which dwarf are you?

How do I set the laser printer to stun?