The Story of Geoff
 By Chronic, Dreggs and Torcath

A weird transcription of a chat we had in ICQ

Torcath and Chronic were at the same computer using the same chat session but i've (Chronic)
have made it simpler by naming who said what...well at our end anyway...


<Chronic> but yu do relise its not from napster but some other person at the end of the line
          so it depends on what they are doing.

<dreggs> true

<dreggs> god help anyone who shares my files

<Chronic> why do you say that?

<Torcath> by the way I have the almost appaling sight og Bob scrathing himself in areas
         that are best not named!

<dreggs> cos I'm always downloading and using icq ect

<dreggs> ick

<Chronic> its called goeff j/k

<Torcath> I really hate it when he scratches his geoff

<dreggs> ick ick ick

<Chronic> hmm yeah but it some times rises to the occasion.

<dreggs> eeeewww

<Chronic> he likes to be patted now and again.

<dreggs> this a deeply disturbing conversation

<Torcath> if I wasnt in the same room as him I would leave this chat to vomit uncontrolably

<Chronic> hey thers nothing wrong with calling my foot geoff

<Torcath> he wishes it was a foot

<Chronic> LOL :-)

<Torcath> LOL :-)

<dreggs> LOL :-)

<Chronic> that coulnd have been any better

<dreggs> oh dear 

<Chronic> i'm going to leave the chat to save it

<dreggs> this is even more disturbing

<dreggs> save it why?

<Chronic> cause its a peice of genius

<Chronic> brb